Diabolical BastardsTerms
Last updated October 30, 2026
The short version: this is a comedy and opinion podcast, not advice. Be decent in the chat. The merch store is run by Fourthwall under their terms. Our stuff is ours, so don't pass it off as yours.
Using this site
By using diabolicalbastards.com you agree to these terms. If you don't, please don't use the site. We may update them, and the date at the top will change when we do.
Opinions and entertainment
Diabolical Bastards is an unscripted show. What the hosts say is opinion, commentary and entertainment. It isn't legal, medical, financial or any other professional advice, and you shouldn't treat it that way. Guests speak for themselves.
Ask Capone
- Capone is an AI. His answers can be wrong or out of date, so double-check anything that matters.
- He can't see or change store orders. Order, payment, shipping and return questions go to Fourthwall support through the store's contact page.
- Don't use the chat to harass anyone, post personal or payment details, try to break it, or flood it. We may limit or block access if you do.
- What you type is handled as described in our privacy page.
The store
Merch at shop.diabolicalbastards.com is sold by Fourthwall, our merchant of record. Your purchase is covered by the store's terms of service and its returns policy.
Our content
The show, episodes, clips, intro, artwork, logo, characters (Capone included) and the writing on this site belong to Diabolical Bastards. You're welcome to share links and short clips with credit. Don't re-upload full episodes, sell our content, or use our name, logo or characters in a way that suggests we're behind something we're not.
Other sites
We link to YouTube, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, social platforms and our store. Those sites have their own terms, and we're not responsible for them.
No guarantees
The site is provided as is. We try to keep it accurate and running, but we can't promise it will always be available or error-free. To the extent the law allows, we're not liable for losses that come from using the site or relying on what's said on it.